Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her “Edward”. I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her “Twilight” book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML
Hahahahahahhahaha, I’m so sorry for laughing at this.lulz
I refuse to join the Twilight cult but from what I’ve heard, Edward is NOT romantic, he is a very controlling person and Bella thinks its romantic and goes along with whatever he says. I have no clue why any woman would find that desireable. Sounds like your ex (no offense to her) has bought into the same ideology …
Holy dog shit that’s funny.
